Welcome to our newest piece, Words of Wisdom Wednesday.  Every week we will offer you insight for some of the toughest questions askable.  Need a toughy answered, send us the question and we will be able to offer you sound advice.  Today’s tough question:

How come hot dogs come in packages of 10 and buns come in packages of 12?

Yuri: People have often wondered this.  I see no reason to wonder anymore.  The solution is simple.  Hot dogs are for BBQs, and what else do you eat at BBQs?  Salad.  Obviously the hot dog companies are well aware of this and here they have prepared you with 2 extra buns to toast and use as croutons for your salad.  All hail the King Schneider!

Dr. Awesome: Easy one.  Hot dogs always have litters of 10 and everyone knows buns come in bunches of 12 off the tree.

DarkJ:  Greed.  As a corporate business, it is their goal to soak the consumer as much as possible, because the bottom line is profit.  If all they do is stab the consumer in the back, you think they are going to lose any sleep over that?  I think not.  It’s all about the profit, as can be explained by the following equation:
10 Hot Dogs + 12 Hot Dog Buns + ??? = Profit!
As it turns out, to make it come out even, you’d have to buy 6 packs of hot dogs and 5 packs of buns (profit!).

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TBM: …Al doing 8-string trem sweeps while playing the harmonica with a joint attached to it.  He’s performing open heart surgery with one foot and balancing on a unicycle with the other.  Somehow he’s doing dance aerobics and tattooing himself with a stationary tattoo gun, one for every colour of the rainbow.

Dark J +1 - He has been added to the Delinquint Summersault Chart LvL 1

Dr. Awesome and Yuri: JEFFY!

EliminatePro: (In the immortal words of SmashTV) YEAH!

Our dear friend DarkJ (Captain of Light) has made a new friend.  No one is sure how long this friend will stay.  He apparently smells like rectum cream and is a major pain in the ass according to DarkJ.  He did say he may be gone shortly so let DarkJ know how much you feel for him and hope he can rid this friend soon!

Yuri: So not sure if Cuz informed you or not, but it’s the new guys job to haul the gear in.

Krystal: For the next 5 shows!

TBM had a fantastic time playing the Strathmore Civic Centre this weekend.  Big thanks go out to the following:

Popps Promotions for having us.
The Strathmore Civic Centre for allowing us to play.
Brandon for hooking us up with the gig.
All the wicked fans that showed up.
Asphyxiation(sp?) for being amazing metal fans and sticking through the whole show.
Krystal because she always wants to be thanked.
And Darkj for performing extremely well in his first lighting gig for us.

Can’t wait for the next one.

Yuri: Fuck you JEFFY!

YuriNalarm +1

JC: Card access through the vents?

…one more day until we unveil our NEW GUITARIST… who could it be?  My top 3 choices are:

1. An elephant.

2. A bigger monkey.

3. A bacon sandwich.

Only time will tell.