Over the past couple of months a few people… we won’t name names… have taken some liberties when it comes to the somersault rules.  TBM is putting a stop to this by introducing EPIC SOMERSAULTS!  The premise is easy, do your somersault now, or you automatically move on to the Epic Somersault Chart for you to complete your obligation to the drinking gods:

Epic Somersaults
1	Backwards or Barrel-roll
2	Off-Chair or other obstacle
3	Down at least 3 stairs
4	Out/Off a stopped vehicle
5	In a crowded shopping mall
6	Consecutively down a large hill
7	In a crowded shopping mall while announcing your sexual inadequacies
8	Naked and in Public
9	Out/Off moving vehicle
10	Out/Off moving highway vehicle

For those of you with current outstanding somersaults you will have one week (August 25th is your last day) to complete them before you will automatically be inserted into your rightful place on the chart.

JC + 1

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