Is He Called the Wizard Kid Because He Disappears?
Within the past month TBM has been on a rollercoaster of excitement. Right around the time of our success at the Stetson we received some song files from a little known metal acquaintence. Kristoffer Bjerrisgaard Sunneson aka The Wizard Kid, claimed to have recorded every portion of these songs in his recording studio he shares with another band. These songs were fantastic, and with the recent departure of Fuckin’ Dust we immediately asked him to join the band.
In what seemed a major incovenient coincidence, immediately after asking “Stoffer” to join the band his “studio” was robbed. Not only that but his house was robbed as well shortly after. “Stoffer” had no equipment. At this point we became suspicious of Mr Wizard and his elaborate charade.
After only a couple of weeks, much of what ”Stoffer” had told us about himself appeared to be balogna. Expressing our disbelief, to the new and current bassist cuz, we were informed of a few more telling lies that indeed contradicted what were were told. As well as “Stoffer” slipping up and telling Cuz that his favourite artist was Jeff Loomis.
“Aha,” Proclaimed the hobo “Therein the Loomis lies the clues.”
Upon visiting Jeff Loomis’ myspace, who I might add is one of the greatest guitarists I have ever heard, we discovered the truth. The theiving rat bastard Kristoffer Bjerrisgaard Sunneson had been stealing other peoples music, changing the name, and then declaring it as his own. In all of 5 minutes via Facecrack, TBM decided that we wanted no part of this game and removed “Stoffer” from the band. Up to and including today “Stoffer” has not taken responsibility for these crimes and has not apologized for wasting our time. And we don’t believe he intends too.
The following is a song, claimed to have been written by “Stoffer” and we would like this substantiated:
kristoffer-sunneson-the-redshift
If you know who actually wrote this song, or can confirm that “Stoffer” actually wrote this song TBM would like to know immediately.
Thanks for your cooperation.
*As discovered by our own Ricky Cigarettes, the song is Nail by Omnium Gatherum.*
November 6th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
[...] of 2008 brought much excitement to TBM headquarters. With the quick inclusion and exclusion of Kristoffer Bjerrisgaard Sunneson (a.k.a. Song Theif), the booking of a new show (The Underground November 15), and the advanced recording techniques [...]
December 2nd, 2008 at 2:16 pm
[...] may remember a post about a certain song we were looking for. The good news is we found it. Omnium Gatherum - [...]
December 10th, 2008 at 4:02 am
save to my Bookmarks
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Maybe you should write Jeff Loomis and tell him about the theif. Break his knees.
January 26th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Hey Murphy, I know someone that use to live and still frequents the Hat.
March 17th, 2009 at 5:19 am
He used to live in Medicine Hat.
He is full of shit. I have heard lots of his “music”. However, every time I asked to come to the studio or see him play live, something always came up.. aka: his house robbery, money problems, band problems, etc.
He claimed her left TBM due to musical differences and him being too experienced for a band like that.
HAH! This blog should be posted on a friggin’ billboard and left for all the world to see.
March 17th, 2009 at 5:21 am
Also, I highly doubt that he wrote that song.
March 17th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
1. The song is Nail by Omnium Gatherum.
2. He left TBM after we discovered he was ripping off Jeff Loomis and called him on it. Additionally, he was musically different. As in, he sucked and couldn’t handle the speed of our songs. Saying things like “What key is this in?” He’s a jazz musician at best.
3. He was never robbed and is in fact a theif himself.
4. Everything and anything that comes out of his mouth is a lie. He is definitely, without a doubt, a pathological liar.
5. Pretty well anyone we’ve talked to about the guy tells the exact same story. He gets busted for lying repeatedly by anyone he comes in contact with.
April 11th, 2009 at 2:38 am
FANTASTIC!
April 28th, 2009 at 6:45 am
Hello,
Everything dynamic and very positively!
Joker
June 2nd, 2009 at 5:45 pm
[...] has learnt it’s that given enough time, if you’re a fraud, it will bleed through. The Wizard Kid fiasco should be enough of an example for that. Why lie? Now I understand the potential gain [...]
September 25th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
He is indeed a pathological liar. I was friends with him for about 5 years. He owes me money and came up with excuse after excuse and eventually blocked all contact from me with no intentions to pay me back. As well he has sent me many songs claimed to be his own but when I searched the lyrics on google low and behold I find the songs on youtube with music videos. Never trust this kid. He currently lives in Edmonton as far as I know.
October 1st, 2009 at 4:32 am
This is so crazy. I don’t think Kristoffer would ever do this. There has to be a mistake.
October 1st, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Sorry to say Erin, but there isn’t a mistake. I would suggest some very careful scrutiny of anything he tells you. Without a doubt, he is a pathological liar and thief. Unless of course, you know a Kristoffer that doesn’t have Japanese Cherry Trees tattooed all over him.
October 1st, 2009 at 4:29 pm
No we are talking about the same Kris. It’s just hard to believe he seems like such a genuine person. There’s no way this is a misunderstanding?
October 1st, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Sorry Erin, it’s sad but true. We fell just as hard for the lies as it appears you have. BEWARE of this man!
October 21st, 2009 at 5:11 am
It is 100% true. I have billions of examples of how he lied to me and the proof to back it all up.