Yuri: Who’d a thunk it?

TBM would like to welcome Al to our mix.  He comes with plenty of experience and we look forward to some big contributions.  Welcome to the team.

JC: This is pretty good.  It would work really well as a metal song.
Yuri: It is metal.  It’s Tool.
JC: Oh… well I meant these violin parts would be really good as guitar.
Yuri: They are, this is the String Tribute to Tool.

Welcome to our newest piece, Words of Wisdom Wednesday.  Every week we will offer you insight for some of the toughest questions askable.  Need a toughy answered, send us the question and we will be able to offer you sound advice.  Today’s tough question:
How come hot dogs come in packages of 10 and buns come [...]

TBM: …Al doing 8-string trem sweeps while playing the harmonica with a joint attached to it.  He’s performing open heart surgery with one foot and balancing on a unicycle with the other.  Somehow he’s doing dance aerobics and tattooing himself with a stationary tattoo gun, one for every colour of the rainbow.
Dark J +1 - [...]

Dr. Awesome and Yuri: JEFFY!

EliminatePro: (In the immortal words of SmashTV) YEAH!

Our dear friend DarkJ (Captain of Light) has made a new friend.  No one is sure how long this friend will stay.  He apparently smells like rectum cream and is a major pain in the ass according to DarkJ.  He did say he may be gone shortly so let DarkJ know how much you feel [...]

Yuri: So not sure if Cuz informed you or not, but it’s the new guys job to haul the gear in.
Krystal: For the next 5 shows!

TBM had a fantastic time playing the Strathmore Civic Centre this weekend.  Big thanks go out to the following:
Popps Promotions for having us.
The Strathmore Civic Centre for allowing us to play.
Brandon for hooking us up with the gig.
All the wicked fans that showed up.
Asphyxiation(sp?) for being amazing metal fans and sticking through the whole show.
Krystal [...]