“I am sure you feel gaucherie often?”
If gaucherie is another term for your asshole, then yes I do.

Cuz: That should be the QUADJ.
*Who does he think he is?  Suggesting things he says for QUADJ…

It’s been another long spell since our last Paint Bigger Monkeys.  This is the result of some conversations regarding the recent debris falls from Calgary Skyscrapers.  This is how we envision a pane of glass falling from high up and the resulting possible outcomes:

The Black Dahlia Murder is coming to Calgary this Friday.  The last time they were here was immediately after they lost their lead guitar, they were still ok.  But now with the guitarist from Arsis we can expect a show 10x as good.  Prepping my desire to eat flesh has commenced.

Dr. Awesome: Rick Fuck You!
JC: What the fuck was that?
*silent pause*
Dr. Awesome: Perfect Topaz.  I need 3…
It’s kind of scary when Diablo 2 starts taking over the QUADJs

This morning TBM lost a father and dear friend.  We would like to send our best wishes to Jill, Kevin, Keegan and the rest of their family.  Bob Donovan was one of the nicest and greatest people I’ve known and I will miss him dearly.

We are taking part in a city wide scavenger hunt tomorrow.  Expect pictures and awesome on sunday/monday.

Dr. Awesome: What are you drinking?
Yuri: Mana Potion.

Jeff: Jesus!  Cuz still takes up a bunch of space even when he’s not here.

Yuri: Make it say orgasm.