Yuri: I’m more afraid of the US coming to try and take over my garage in search of “weapons of mass destruction”.

(To Cigs)
Krystal: I just leave the pieces that come with my car in my car.

Dr. Awesome: So were we the best band you ever heard ever?

Happy Belated Birthday to the blog.  Yesterday was the one year anniversary but unfortunately a good pilfering of my server prevented any updates…
To celebrate, I made a new Paint Bigger Monkeys.  This one consists of a nice face portrait of everyone I feel has made the past year a great success for TBM.

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Days filled with clicking, slamming, swearing, frustration bottled up and bullets going off.  Heads exploding amid rapid fire and random O+X.  Hit it or face the consequences of repetition, when all of a sudden she proclaims that Dennis Quaid is here.  A flood of emotions tabulated on the perseverance of another to shed the skin [...]

(Cuz playing his fretless bass)
Cuz: Hey this is weird, the string wont fret when i hold it down here.
*plucks strings*
Cigs: Maybe that’s because you’re playing a fretless bass…

Jeff: Let’s just use my lights… they work…

Over the past couple of months a few people… we won’t name names… have taken some liberties when it comes to the somersault rules.  TBM is putting a stop to this by introducing EPIC SOMERSAULTS!  The premise is easy, do your somersault now, or you automatically move on to the Epic Somersault Chart for you [...]

Yuri: I want a… Make me a fucking sandwich.

Krystal: 26 (Apparently did 7 in a row to work off 7, not a chance Missy.  EPIC required)
Yuri: 23
Dr. Awesome: 17 (1 owing)
Cig: 10
Josh: 6
Dena: 4
JC: 3 (EPIC owing)
Brandon: 2
Faceman: 2
Zimbabwe: 2
Jacob: 2
Fucking Dust: 2
Mandible: 1 (owing)
Mitch: 1
Eric Atk: 1
Josh: 1
Annette: 1
Jeff: 1 (Still owing)
Madison: 1