On August 8th, TBM will be roaming CGY in search of anything and everything exciting.  We encourage you to participate.  We’re not sure what we’ll be doing other than a little road hockey around noon.  We may even have a few seats in EMOkill for those needing a ride.  But it will be first come [...]

We are diligently working on getting our demo out.  The mixes are almost done and shall be sent for mastering soon.  Artwork is almost complete as well.  However, we do have sample demos available at the low low cost of $0.00!  Can you believe it?  Well, I would say you can.  Because it’s true.
Also, it’s [...]

Just a quick update to keep all you Troops informed:
TBM doesn’t have any shows currently booked for August.  We will accept most shows, hint hint.
We do have a show scheduled for the Distillery on September 11th.  The day before the Cory’s.
In the mean time, we will be working on 3 new songs to unveil that [...]

Cuz: (in a text to JC) Pick up Chicken Fries!
Dr. Awesome: If he does, he should know better than to pick up food for jobless people.

Our longtime friends in Crooked Temple are playing at Shuckalucks in Braeside tonight.  I believe cover is $10 come on down and support some Calgary talent.  Also, Dr. Awesome will be filling in on drums for this show, so now you have no excuse not to attend.
http://www.myspace.com/crookedtemple
Edit:  Actually there is no cover charge tonight.  Just [...]

Stanky Leg
What’s that even supposed to mean?  Total random pointless, to just pointless now.  You’d think hiding under your rock and trying to be clever you could come with something a little more thought inducing.

Dr. Awesome: Mathdown is half done.
Cigs: Seriously?  You couldn’t have told us it was 27/64s done?

No jam on sunday due to the Vulcanfest.  But this golden line cannot go without reproduction.
Greenskirt: Help me Donald.
(She looks up to see Dr. Awesome and Yuri staring blankly at her)
Greenskirt: You’re not Donald…
There’s one little piece left off the end of this, maybe Dr. Awesome would like to fill it in.

This past Saturday TBM was involved in an outdoor festival comprised of over a dozen bands from all different genres.  Needless to say we had a blast.  Plenty of great friendships were made.  As well as many embarrassing and painful injuries.  But what’s a show without some injuries?  Special thanks go out to all our [...]

B: What kind of specials do you have?
Pizza Guy: We have the buy one get one free.
B: How much is that?
Pizza Guy: You buy one large for 19.99 and get the second for 10 bucks more.
B: That’s not free at all.  So it’s buy one get one partially free?