Update to Coming Soon.
MJ, Billy Mayes, EGM, and Fawcett have died.
The band has returned over $1k worth of bottles, with another $200 to come.
Lamb of God has played Calgary twice.

There will be no official QUADJ today.  Although many humorous things were said, they were indeed in poor taste.

On to more serious and debatable issues…
I come from a large family.  My Grandmother on my Mom’s side has 30+ grand kids.  I grew up going to many family events crowded with all sorts of people.  Gathering together with all varieties has made it pretty easy for me to disect people and get a taste [...]

Aside from TBM attending slayer, here is a little update of what is going on in Monkeyland:
2 new songs on the go, 1 almost done the other still in the planning stages, but it’s moving along quickly.
Also, we are working on a new cover to spruce things up.  Still too early to spoil the surprise [...]

SlayDeth is this weekend.  Saturday at the Dome.  See if you can find TBM running around.

Cuz: How much have you learned Yuri?
Yuri: I’ve learnt the chorus.
Dr. Awesome: Pick my nose!  Cherry Town!

Cigs: I thought it was make fun of Cuz day?
Dr. Awesome: He bribed us with rope lights.

Congratulations to our hero Jarome Iginla for taking home the Mark Messier Leadership Award.

As some people may have noticed, our main page has been “Coming Soon” for quite a while now.  Here’s a list of things that have happened since the site first said “Coming Soon”:

TBM has had 15 shows, written 8+ songs, recorded, and let go 3 members.
The Pittsburgh Penguins and Detroit Red Wings have battled for [...]

Yesterday was the unofficial pick on Cigarettes day, and it was glorious.
Cuz: Let’s try and hide from him when he shows up.
Yuri: We’ll have to hide somewhere he won’t look…
Cuz: Like the shower?
Dr. Awesome: I was thinking the job listings.