Yuri: Did you learn the sweeps yet?
Cigs: Yeah, forget finding a job…
Dr. Awesome: Well you failed at getting a job and you don’t know the sweeps.  You might as well learn the sweeps.

So we’ve finally finished re-mixing the demos.  They sound fantastic, but there is something much more important:

 
 
 
 
 
 
You are reading that correctly.  Satan endorses our music through the mb total.  It’s very thrilling.

Guess who’s back from underneath his rock?
“interesting how things have a way of working out”
I couldn’t agree more.  You follow a path of lies, theivery, and deception and you end up being a laughing stock… actually that’s not really interesting, more like expected.

Cigs: I’m going to ride out my EI researching time travel so we can go into the future, steal songs, and become rich and famous.
*Honorable Mention* - Cigs: Music did not acheive perfection in 1983.

No religious underlyings in this post.  Serious answers are needed. 
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Dr. Awesome: I want to jam, it’s like we didn’t even perform yesterday.

Some days it’s difficult to determine my level of disdain for the general population.  Ignorance and stupidity are rampant in our everyday lives.  Most of the time we just sit there and either ignore it or simply just miss it.  Our brains seem to be trained very well to throw out the garbage and interpret [...]

Anonymous: I like your band, but fuck you.

Dr. Awesome: Get your face in order.
*Honorable Mention*
Yuri: Are you hanging yourself?
Cig: Yes.
Yuri: Let us know when you’re done so we can get a picture for our album cover.

New Invention:
The Car Alarm, powered by theft.
I know this seems a little odd now, but in 20 years when I’m a millionaire it’ll all make sense.  What better way to power something, than by powering it using the concept of what it’s meant to be used for?  Someone’s trying to steal your car, it powers [...]