Here is a list of TBM inventions, if you steal them and make money off them we want some:
The triple bun for double dogs:
- it’s a specially shaped hot dog bun that allows you to eat 2 dogs at once.
The Phone Puncher:
- A device that’s activated when someone is stupid so you can punch them [...]

“…I’m tickling your pickle…”

Well, well, well… the playoffs aren’t over, but our hopes and dreams are.  It’s time to get back to reality I suppose.  Here’s the update for TBM and the month of May.
May 1 - Avenue Theatre, Edmonton.  Really excited to do our first show up north.
May 2 to 11 - Recording our first demo at [...]

Yuri: Have a safe drive.  Btw, you’re out of the band!
Yuri +1

“…I could go either way…”

Dr. Awesome: We want to hear you Cigs, not mud.

Oh boy, things are really getting interesting now.  What started as the best series with the Flames down 2-0 has now become one of the best series’ ever.  Things are rough and tough.  Chicago seems to be doing rather well for a young team.  But watch out for them being worn out by game 7… [...]

Thank you everyone for a fantastic party on Saturday.  Both Crooked Temple and CorpseStone did a fantastic job and we hope to have you guys out at some future shows.  I don’t think I’ve had more fun at a show yet.  Special thanks to the following:
Jeff Kam
Crooked Temple
CorpseStone
AllStar
And ALL OF YOU! (Especially the ones in [...]

Review of the super successful mini-show soon!
Fuckin’ Dust +2
Yuri +1 - Uh oh, that might just push me back into the lead…

Eric: You’ll never meet another Josh.
Mike: I hope the fuck not!
Josh +1