It’s now time for an emo moment:

 
07:22 pm - grrr
angry hands meet just service
freedom comes to soon for one so long a sin
trapped in a fortress feeling as if norm
can destroy the demon
unleash you strong
cannot accept fate as is
I will save you
this I promise
this battle not to be sung
to keep so i do not insure
to [...]

Now on to something completely different:
I love bacon.  So much so, that I am now a member of The Church of Bacon.  There’s almost nothing you can’t do with bacon, like these sweet inventions:
Bacon cups, Bacon Alarm Clock, and the heart clogging Bacon Placemat.
My favourite of course is maple bacon.  Nothing like combining my two favourites [...]

I need to apologize to all of you for not posting the past couple of days, not that I haven’t had time or anything.  But with being sick, baby-sitting a frenchy and organizing the new TBM I haven’t had the desire to write anything.  Also, I don’t really like any of you, so you can [...]

Due to popular demand, you no longer need to sign up to leave comments.  Lazy asses.  So please post away, let us know how dumb/stupid/coolio we are.  But be warned, you may be made an example of.

Big shout out to all our fans that came and supported us for the debut(t).  Without you guys we wouldn’t have the inspiration for face melting.  We had a blast, expect more shows with heavier setlists in the near future.  Also, thanks to all who stuck around to support KOBRA and Super Charger Buffalo.  Huzzah!
Special [...]

Despite my best efforts to fail, I win with 4 Tickets to Lamb of God! (May or may not have required help).  Woot.  And on a Friday now to boot.  BWAHAHA.  Everything’s coming up Milhouse!  They’re also playing with some unknown band Metal lick or something.  I tell you, they can Metal Lick my balls.

If there weren’t enough reasons to love Megan Fox, this should be the icing on the cake:
“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” said Fox. “I decided that I was [...]

I was trying to buy a retro duo off of ebay today and discovered my ebay account was suspended for inactivity (That’s especially odd since I use to be an ebay whore).  Here’s a little excerpt from my convo with help:
Francis C.: I just removed the restriction. Could you please try to access your account [...]

In response to Dr. Awesome’s tip of the day today, I give you GIGGLEBACON!
Gigglebacon
They’re no TBM, but that’ll teach you for making up words.

Just a quick tidbit for everyone:
East Side Marios doesn’t carry Ranch…
That is all.